Yeah, yeah. I realize that that's probably the most offensive title I could have picked. "Sri Lanka: It's Not India." Of course it's not India! It's not even in India! It just happens to be close to India, and in my simpleton brain I just assumed that it would be Indian by approximation. So, yes, I realize how uneducated and ignorant that title makes me sound. But here's the awesome thing about travel -- the very reason to travel is to dispel all your misconceptions! So you can walk away and inform everyone that, duh, Sri Lanka is not India. Besides, it's better than "Sri Lanka: Love at First Sight," which is the other thing I wanted to title this post and is also very cheesy and obvious-sounding.