Yeah, yeah. I realize that that's probably the most offensive title I could have picked. "Sri Lanka: It's Not India." Of course it's not India! It's not even in India! It just happens to be close to India, and in my simpleton brain I just assumed that it would be Indian by approximation. So, yes, I realize how uneducated and ignorant that title makes me sound. But here's the awesome thing about travel -- the very reason to travel is to dispel all your misconceptions! So you can walk away and inform everyone that, duh, Sri Lanka is not India. Besides, it's better than "Sri Lanka: Love at First Sight," which is the other thing I wanted to title this post and is also very cheesy and obvious-sounding.
Read MoreHow I Did Laos
Ah, Laos. Land of all the French Indochine mystique I've ever dreamed of. And to think I almost wrote you off as some played-out backpacker party paradise. Because you weren't those things, not in the slightest. Instead I found your landscape stunning, your people kind, and your to-do's more centered on culture and natural beauty than on raging the night away.
To be fair, I'm travelling at this point during the real low season -- much of Southeast Asia is supposed to be rainy at this time of year, but I seem to have brought the California drought with me as it's unseasonably unrainy. This might make a huge difference in the vibe of Laos -- I'd imagine that during the height of the Northern Hemisphere's winter, there's loads more people in a lot of the places I've been in the past two months. Whatever, better for me! I show up in places and they feel just barely half full (or I'm seeing them as half empty) and best of all, the temperatures have dropped by at least ten degrees from what they were when I arrived in Southeast Asia on April 1. (Note to future SE Asia travellers: April and May are the hottest months of the year here.)
Read MoreVang Vieng, You're Not Dead
When read that Vang Vieng was a one-time hedonistic party playground, now trying to eek out a space for itself as the next eco-tourism hot spot in Southeast Asia, I was intrigued. And starting out my travels, I saw plenty of young scuzzy backpacker types roaming around the streets of Cambodia and Vietnam sporting their Vang Vieng "In the Tubing" and Sakura Bar over-sized tanks. I read reports online that described the town as a drugged out wasteland, just messed up kids lounging around cafés that played nothing but Friends on an endless loop.
To give you a little background, and to paraphrase a bit from my Lonely Planet, back in the '90s, Vang Vieng was a sleepy little town on the banks of a beautiful, slow moving river. Backpackers would show up to drift down the river in an old tire, "smoke the odd spliff" and drink at the chilled-out bars along the banks of the river as they floated along. Word got out, and Vang Vieng became Southeast Asia's next drugged-out mecca; make-shift rave platforms started springing up along the river, the drugs got harder, and suddenly there were several deaths a year as people zonked out of their gourd started drowning and overdosing. The government cracked down in 2012, shutting down all the riverbank bars, and, according to Lonely Planet, the party was over, with just outdoorsy activities left behind.
Was it true? Was Lonely Planet right? Or were the accounts of the travel bloggers? More importantly, could a 36-year-old solo traveller (read: single, sort-of older woman) entertain herself there for a few days without being miserable? Was it an endless rave? A town-sized opium den? Or a outdoor enthusiast's paradise on earth?
Read MoreGetting There: The Road to Phonsavan
I knew when the tuktuk pulled up in front of my hotel in Luang Prabang that the journey to Phonsavan was going to be a shitshow (sorry for the colorful language, Mom, but it's the only word that's apropos). The tuktuk was packed to the gills, with two guys sitting next to the Lao man riding the motorbike, and one guy hanging off the back, and so much weight on the roof from all the luggage that the driver had to tell the guy on the back to switch sides at certain points to keep us from tipping over.
We made it to the minivan terminal and began the process of loading up the van. It became clear pretty quickly that they'd over booked it, and with no luggage rack on the roof, they had to use space in the back for all the luggage. Most of the passengers were European/Western but there was one young Lao couple in the front row, and the boy squeezed himself on the van floor with his back to the driver's seat to make room for a German girl in the row of three at the front. The German couple sitting next to me spoke in hushed, angry tones in which I determined they were displeased, especially the woman, who was Extremely Displeased. There's probably some German word for Thewomanwhoexperiencestheextremedispleasure, but I don't speak German.
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